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10. We do it with the lights on.
9. We aren't afraid to push hard and screw fast before opening night.
8. We add sound effects.
7. We do it in front of an audience.
6. Even the ugly ones have a part.
5. We make it look natural.
4. We don't mind wearing masks.
3. We love to role-play and we never break out of character.
2. We love a standing ovation.
1. The bigger the props, the better.