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XD...for my fellow theater geeks

The Top Ten Reasons to Date a Thespian
by hopelesslymeg

10. We do it with the lights on.
9. We aren't afraid to push hard and screw fast before opening night.
8. We add sound effects.
7. We do it in front of an audience.
6. Even the ugly ones have a part.
5. We make it look natural.
4. We don't mind wearing masks.
3. We love to role-play and we never break out of character.
2. We love a standing ovation.
1. The bigger the props, the better.


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Nov. 13th, 2004 07:12 pm (UTC)
that's the best.

I have a bumper sticker that says "Thespians do it on stage." Mom won't let me put it on my car.
Nov. 14th, 2004 06:19 am (UTC)
LOL...my mom bought me a pin that says, "Actors do it on stage."
Nov. 13th, 2004 07:45 pm (UTC)
I'm not catching any of this sexual innuendo.
Nov. 14th, 2004 07:16 am (UTC)
You wouldn't, because you are so used to the above reasons that you never considered it to be innuendo. For you, it's just fact.
Nov. 14th, 2004 09:46 am (UTC)
LMAO!!!!!!!! that is quite possibly one of the funniest and wittiest things ive ever heard...
Nov. 16th, 2004 05:44 pm (UTC)
Nov. 14th, 2004 01:21 pm (UTC)
haha that's funny. what is applevision?
Nov. 16th, 2004 05:45 pm (UTC)
This thing in NY where it shows broadway shows to see and restaurants to go to...that kind of thing.
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